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600 Pick-Up Lines

1.I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know. 2.Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? 3.May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you? 4.I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!" 5.Excuse me, I think it's time we met. 6.Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle someone with a Kamikaze one-liner. 7.You're the one I've been saving this seat for. 8.Where we supposed to meet for dinner? 9.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me? 10.Gosh, you're pretty. 11.You're very easy on the eyes. 12.Your smile is like sunshine. 13.God must have been in a very good mood the day we met. 14.You are the reason men fall in love. 15.Do you have room in you life for a new friend? 16.I just moved into the building and I was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me? 17.You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too. 18.There is more than what meets the eyes. 19.I'm sensing the intense feelings you have for it my cologne? 20.I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one. 21.What can I do to make you mine? 22.I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? 23.You should be someone's wife. 24.If he doesn't show, I'll be right over here. 25.So there you are! I've been looking all over for you. 26.I've been trying to meet a person like you for hours. 27.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 28.Hey, I need your help! My mother says if I don't get a date this weekend, she's putting me up for adoption. 29.Are you free tonight or will it cost me? 30.Excuse me but I'm doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in finding the true meaning of marathon? 31.Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best. 32.Darling, you haven't changed a bit since our divorce. 33.Fine! And you? 34.This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single. 35.You're the most beautiful woman I've ever 36.You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad. 37.Just where do those legs end? 38.What lovely eyes you have, are they yours or did you buy them? 39.You know, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone I know. 40.The best of me is behind me. 41.The girl I'm with, oh, she's my sister. 42.Would you like someone to mix with your drink? 43.Would you come back to my place and pet my dog? 44.Can I be your slave for tonight? 45.Be different, say yes. 46.I'm in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot? 47.We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me. 48.Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and hot fudge sundaes. 49.Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. 50.Motel spelled backward is letom. 51.So, do you like bagels or muffins in the morning? 52.When's our wedding? 53.Bring on the gin, we've just found the tonic. 54.Can I end a sentence with a proposition? 55.Excuse me, weren't you Shirley Maclaine in a past life? 56.Weren't we married in a past life? 57.My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here. 58.Funny, you don't look like a democrat. 59.Hi, I'm employed. 60.Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? 61.Perhaps you recognize me from adult movies. 62.There's an aura about you that's hidden, and I want to bring that aura out.
63.Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them? 64.What's your sign? 65.I want to bear all your children. 66.Love is like a rug...walk all over me...lie on me...but no animals allowed.
67.Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner. 68.Are those your real eyes? 69.Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor? 70.Whatever you do, don't ever cut your hair! 71.Would you like to take a shower? 72.You bring new meaning to the word "alien." 73.Take a chance. 74.Always good for you to see me again. 75.Are you actually beautiful or do you remind me of myself? 76.If life is a meat market, you're prime rib. 77.Would you like to be in movies? 78.Don't you know me from somewhere? 79.I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live. 80.My rank is a naval inspector. Let's go to your place for an inspection. 81.Here's your chance to get to know me. 82.I'm choking, I need mouth to mouth. 83.I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. 84.I've been noticing you not noticing me. 85.I'm lost. Which way to your house? 86.Excuse me for not getting up. I broke my ankle falling off my polo pony. 87.Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation? 88.There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you. 89.You smell delicious. 90.I thought women like you traveled in packs. 91.My drink is getting lonely, would you like to join me? 92.So when do you think we'll go metric? 93.I'm just a caraway seed in the bakery of life. 94.Sweetness is my weakness. 95.You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of business. 96.Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 97.What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room? 98.I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile, so could you please smile for me? 99.Hi, are those really yours? 100.Let's go lie down and talk about it. 101.I was, am, and will be crazy about you. 102.I can raise your blood pressure. 103.I have season tickets to the Timberwolves. 104.I'd gladly give up celibacy to be with you. 105.I am an organ donor, need anything? 106.I'm fit to be tied...and caressed and kissed and... 107.Nothing tastes as good as you look. 108.You must be lost because I have never seen anyone so beautiful here before. 109.I know my mother would just love you. 110.Today has been a dark cloud, would you care to be the silver lining? 111.What time do you have to be back in heaven? 112.You are truly beautiful, can you cook? 113.You're what God imagined when he said "Let there be woman." 114.You make my eyeballs happy. 115.Did you just smile, or was that the sun coming out? 116.You look like an angel. Welcome to earth. 117.I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours? 118.This menu looks good, but you're the most delicious thing here. 119.Hi, I'm interested, what's your name? 120.You must be the real reason for global warming. 121.My sign's right-away, what's yours? 122.So what are the chances that we can engage in anything besides just conversation? 123.I saw your picture the dictionary next to the word beautiful. 124.I never knew Barbie Dolls came fully grown. 125.If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? 126.Do fries come with that shake? 127.You know what would look great on you? Me! 128.That dress would look great on my bedroom floor. 129.We've got to keep meeting like this. 130.(To a girl that's working) What time do you get off and how? 131.Is it a coincidence that your blouse matches my bed spread? 132.What are you doing later today- tomorrow and the next day? 133.Are you busy the rest of the month? 134.I've desperately am seeking someone of your caliber to explain the universe to me. 135.Wouldn't we look cute on top of a wedding cake together? 136.Will you marry me for an hour? 137.If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bath water. 138.Would you rather go out or stay in for breakfast in the morning? 139.That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. 140.You have some nice jewelry. It would look good on my nightstand. 141.Chicks dig me - I wear colored underwear 142.If I gave you a negligee for my birthday, would there be anything in it for me? 143.That's a nice shirt - can I talk you out of it? 144.Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. 145.Do I know you from somewhere - or is it just that you have your clothes on? 146.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples. 147.What do like for breakfast 148.Can I buy you a drink, or would you just like the money 149.Would you like to have morning coffee with me 150.Lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you 151.I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk 152.I've had quite a bit to drink tonight & you're beginning to look pretty good! 153.I've got a thirst baby, and you smell like Gatorade 154.At the photocopier: "Reproducing hey? Can I help? 155.Hi, my name is Chris. How do you like me so far? 156.You look like a girl who has heard every single line in the book - so what's one more! 157.Bond. James Bond. 158.Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet? 159.Hi, I make more money than you can spend. 160.Hi, can I buy you a car? 161.I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment? 162.Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes. 163.Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 164.If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you. 165.I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed? 166.Do you have a 40 cents? Too bad, because I need to call my mother and tell her I just found the woman of my dreams. 167.Do you have a map?" "I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. 168.Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. 169.Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? 170.Inheriting eighty million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. 171.Excuse me, do you live around here often? 172.Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home together? 173.What's your sign? ( This one was used in honor of Mike Gunlogson) 174.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you. 175.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together. 176.I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? 177.I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realized I'd rather be holding you. 178.If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now. 179.I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman. 180.Sorry, I thought you were someone else, by the way, here's my card. 181.Say, didn't we go to different schools together? 182.Dump him 183.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? 184.Hi, my friend wants to know your name. 185.Are you smiling, or do I have my contacts in wrong? 186.You have the whitest teeth I have ever seen. 187.You look firmiliar. Aren't you that girl from my dreams? 188.May I have your autograph? 189.I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you. 190.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? 191.Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? 192.That shirt looks very becoming on you.... of course if I were on you I’d be coming too. 193.If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!! 194.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 195.Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day. 196.Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes! 197.Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 198.That dress looks nice.... Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room. 199.Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. 200.Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants. 201.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!? 202.Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
203.(Check female's shirt tag).... Just as I thought, made in heaven! 204.Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
205.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
206.Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! 207.Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time? 208.Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot 209.Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to? 210.My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not? 211.Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? 212.Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? 213.If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? 214.I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place? 215.Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in? 216.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you! 217.Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do? 218.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 219.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk? 220.That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it? 221.(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help? 222.That dress looks great on a matter of fact, so would I. 223.Hey baby, you want to see something swell? 224.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples.... 225.Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers! 226.I love every bone in your body...especially mine. 227.(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. 228.Pardon me, are you in heat?! 229.Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. 230.You know, I never was to good at if I put you and I together, I'd get 69. 231.You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. 232.You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! 234.Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. 235.Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 236.You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square? 237.Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! 238.Your face or mine? 239.Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?! 240.Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 241.Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! 242.Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. 243.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 244.Make a calling card that says...Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile. 245.Hi, my name's Chris, how do you like me so far? 246.Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us. 247.Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza? 248.She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? : Him: Do you have the energy?
249.Bond. James Bond. 250.You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beaten me to it. 251.You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more? 252.Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.): Him: I like nothing better. 253.Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "are you ready to go home now? 254.You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else. 255.At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?" 256.You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across. 257.That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing. 258.Think you can dance in those shoes? 259.OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat 260.Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!" 261.You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. 262.Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight? 263.Good-looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! : Guy: As soon as I finish this drink. 264.Lie down. I think I love you. 265.What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? 266.I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. 267.If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you. 268.My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. 269.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. 270.Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? 271.I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
272.Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
273.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets in side out....) Would you like to? 274.You know I really am James Bond's body double. 275.Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes. 276.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 277.I think I could fall madly in bed with you. 278.Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight. 279.You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said 'Particular nice weather?’ 280.Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll chew, chew, chew! (choo!) 281.Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. 282.Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! 283.Oh, you're a bird watcher.... (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? 284.Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her! 285.Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out! 286.Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart. 287.(At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I don't know where he is.... (Motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here with you. 288.Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow! 289.Here's a quarter.... Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight! 290.Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together! 291.Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm! 292.Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? 293.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 294.Can I borrow a quarter? [Why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her! 295.You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear! 296.Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take/eat what I want! 297.Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway! 298.My name is Chris. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later.
299.Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? 300.Can I flirt with you? 301.Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns! 302.[Checking her shirt tag] Just making sure you were the right size! 303.(Grab her ass...) Pardon me, is this seat taken? 304.Is it hot in here? Or is it just you? 305.Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart! 306.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 307.So.... How am I doin'? 308.How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes? 309.(Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg. 310.You know what would look good on you? Me! 311.Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? 312.Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Kate!" She says, "I'm not Kate!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!" 313.She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight! : He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime! 314.I would love to be the sod under your feet. 315.I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? 316.Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are! 317.Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? 318.Hey, didn't we go to different schools together? 319.You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! 320.Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa? 321.What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? 322.I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic. 323.Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress. 324.Excuse me, do you live around here often? 325.I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade! 326.I've got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out. 327.I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler? 328.Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? 329.I have only three months to live... 330.Hey baby, what's your sign? All you can eat? 331.Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you! 332.Where have you been all my life? 333.In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are ripe?" 334.Hey, weren't you Miss Virginia last year? 335.Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. 336.I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? 337.Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. 338.Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? 339.If I follow you home, will you keep me? 340.Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile 341.Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs.... then ask would she mind if you named them. She says ok, and you say ok this one is Thanksgiving and that one is Christmas...would you mind if I visited between the holidays? 342.Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? 343.Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? 344.As she's leaving.... Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! 345.Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root! 346.Hey baby, you wanna fullback or should I apologize? 347.If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me. 348.Want to see my stamp collection? 349.Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn’t floppy. 350.Hi, do you want to have my children? (Assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice? 351.Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off? 352.Do you know how to use a whip? 353.Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them. 354.Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! 355.How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! 356.Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! 357.You: Hi, wanna f*ck? : Her: No! : Me: Mind lying down while I have one? 358.Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... You shouldn't go home without me! 359.Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. 360.Excuse me, ma’am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? 361.You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? : Her: No.: You: Well then, please start. 362.I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the e night? 363.Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five. 364.Wanna go halves in a baby? 365.You know that I would like to hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike! 366.Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you? 367.Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. 368.Can I see your tan lines? 369.I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. 370.Beauty is only a light switch away... 371.If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. 372.Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes. 373.Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a Man friend, come and talk to me. 374.I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds. 375.Was sitting here holding this cigarette and I realized I'd rather be holding you. 376.If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now! 377.Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do'ya wanna do lunch? 378.Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better! 379.You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 380.Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO! 381.Hey baby, are you a good lover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me? 382.I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! 383.Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 384.Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! 385.Stand still so I can pick you up! 386.Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results. 387.I didn't know that angels could fly so low! 388.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! 389.Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car! 390.Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now? 391.Man: (beckons woman with finger): Woman: (Approaches man): Man: Do you always cum when someone fingers you? 392.Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! 393.Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. 394.Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 395.Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth? 396.Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off? Oh, you've already heard it. 397.I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat? 398.Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner? 399.I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. 400.Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 401.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? 402.Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. 403.Go up to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her "do you want a fuck (wait for a second gauging her reaction) and then say drink. 404.Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"; She says no.: Then wink. 405.Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere? 406.Excuse me do fries come with that shake? 407.I'd spend money on you I haven't even made. 408.I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over. 409..Baby, you look good coming AND going! 410.I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. 411.I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you u are a better woman than you are a person. 412.So...Do you fuck, or do I owe you an apology? 413.Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya! 414.I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. 415.Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. 416.If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. 417.He: You look like my third wife. : She: Oh, how many time have you been married? : He: Twice. 418.Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" 419.I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. 420.I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. 421.You know what I like about you? My arms. 422.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me. 423.So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation? 424.You make my software turn to hardware! 425.As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. 426.Were you fathering an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 427.Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! 428.Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! 429.Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you! 430.Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
431.Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. 432.You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room 433.There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more? 434.As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each other. 435.Are you going places or just being taken? 436.If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself. 437.I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours? 438.Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts tighten! 439.Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of "comona, wanna, lay ya! 440.If you have a fake leg (or if you don't), rub hers and if she says anything say, "I'm sorry, I thought that was my leg. 441.Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you! 442.Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9... 443.Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath! 444.What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles! 445.Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get! 446.You know, I have a romantic side.... Let’s go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out! 447.Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida! 448.(As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!
449.Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road! 450.Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day! 451.Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude? 452.Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken! 453.She: You're so sweet... He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're talking to sugar! 454.Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night! 455.Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love! 456.I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM! 457.I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are... 458.Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips. 459.What's a nice girl doing in a place like this? 460.Darling...I'd walk 3 miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog who pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners.'re a girl huh? 462.How about you and I going halvsies on a bastard? 463.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public. 464.See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. 465.That's a nice'd look better crumpled up on my floor. 466.Hi, can I buy you several drinks? 467.Excuse me, you look like my favorite porn star. 468.Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? 469.Your mom must be a rocket scientist, cuz baby, you're da' bomb. 470.Hello, my name is Bill Clinton...but you can call me tonight. 471.Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 472.I like every bone in your body...especially mine. 473.(Grabbing her ass) Excuse me, is this seat taken? 474.Let's go to my place and do all the things that I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 475.I see that the flat tax doesn't apply to you. 476.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? You want to go upstairs and talk? 477.Hi want to sit on my staff? 478.There's a party in my pants and you're invited. 479.Wanna dance? No? I'm sorry you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. 480.I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? 481.How do you like your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized? 482.Hey baby, you want to see something swell? 483.Hi. I only have 3 months to live. 484.Is it hot in here or is it just you? 485.Do you know what would look good on me? You. 486.Your dad must be a baker...cuz baby, you got nice buns. 487.Can I borrow a quarter?...I want to call your mom and thank her. 488.(Guy rings door with rose in hand) I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you really are. 489.Your dad must be a drug dealer...cuz baby, you're dope. 490.My name's Chris, that's so you'll know what to scream. 491.Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here. 492.What's your name, so I'll know who I'll be dreaming about tonight. 493.If your not doing anything qith your lips, how would you like to talk to me? 494.It's not the heat, it's not the humidity, it's you. 495.I suppose you've heard all the pick-up liness haven't you? 496.Excuse me, didn't we spend a week in the Bahamas together? 497.Are you the one? 498.Is the sun shining that brightly, or I am I blinded by your beauty? 499.So, how many years in a row were you the beauty queen? 500.Please talk to me for just a few minutes, it's good for me to be seen with a beautiful woman. 501. Is that your smile, or did you pay for it? 502. I know there are thousands of perfect guys out there, but only four of us don’t watch football. 503. Go ahead, make a pass at me. 504. Your place or your place? 505. I bet I can tell you what’s on my mind. 506. So you are the reason that my insides are doing a dance. 507. That’s enough undressing me with your eyes, let’s get out of here. 508. There’s a fire in my apartment. Would you like to go get warm? 509. I’m available for the next hour. 510. Come with me to the Casbah, we could make beautiful music together. 511. So, what time do we get off? 512.Let’s exchange some family values. 513.I’ll make you see God. 514.Do you sleep on your stomach? No! Can I? 515. Are you married? I hope not, because I want to be your fiancĂ©e. 516. Let’s go in to the stairwell so I could…um…sing you a song. The acoustics are terrible in here. 517. If beauty were music, your be a symphony. 518. Is it just me, or does everyone here have a pick-up line? 519. So what part of heaven are you from? 520. Your voice is like music to my ears. 521. Why don’t I go up to your place and see you sometime? 522. I saw you playing in the band, I’m play the G-string myself. 523. You’re hot stuff! 524. If I could be anything, I’d be your body lotion. 525. There are two things I’d like to say to you, "good night" and "good morning." 526. Where were you the first time you heard this song? 527. Were you checking me out or did my ego just kick in? 528.What format is you PC? 529. So how will I see you again? 530.The force has sent me over here to save you, take my hand and cum with me.
531. When you need a hug or someone to talk to, I’ll be there. 532. If I told you that you have a great smile, you’d probably think that I was trying to pick you up. You have a great smile and I am. 533. I’m a math major. What’s your cosine? 534. Hypothetically, what lines are effective with a girl like you? 535. I’m not picking you up, I picked you out. 536. Would you like to come see my computer generated etchings? 537. Looking at you makes my beeper start to vibrate. 538. You are why I come here alone. 539. I felt a wave to positive kinetic energy hit me when you entered the room. 540.Excuse me, do you think we might have a mutual friend that might introduce us? 541. How do you feel about adopting boyfriends if you don’t have one of your own? 542. Let’s sit together and rejoice. 543. My friends are leaving, but I’d love it if you gave me a reason to stay. 544. I want you. Let’s get out of here. 545. Is it me, or are we the only two here not trying to score? 546. No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes. 547. You’ve got a smile I’d like to wake up to. 548. You make me so nervous that I’ve completely forgotten my pick-up line. 549. Your laptop or mine? 550. What’s so funny, are you falling in love? 551. It’s a jungle out there so let me be your guide. 552. You I love and not another. 553. Those jeans seem to be working over time, what time do they get off? 554. I’d gladly give you the shirt off my back, if you’ll take the rest of me with it. 555. Excuse me for starring, but I love the view. 556. Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close? 557. I know you, I dreamt about you last night. 558. Did I see you in a magazine? 559. Didn’t I see you in last year’s Miss America? 560. You look like some one that I’d like to talk to. 561. Let me be your coffee mug in the morning, your candy bar in the afternoon, and your cool creamy dessert at night. 562.What would it take for a guy like me to go out with a girl like you? 563. I’m not like all the rest of the guys here, honest. 564. If we were all alone, what would you do to entertain us? 565. Can I wrap you up and bring you home? 566. Would you like to watch the sunrise together? 567. Our chromosomes were meant to be together. 568. You look like you need a real man. 569. Do you indulge in sports? 570. you’re so hot you give me the chills. 571. Your mind is what interests me the most. 572. I never pass up the opportunity to say hello to a beautiful woman. 573. The last time I say you I was dreaming. 574. You don’t have to play the lottery to get lucky. 575.If you got those eyes from your mother, I know why your dad married her. 576. You’re hotter than Texan asphalt on a summer day. 577. Are you the most beautiful person here or is that just my opinion? 578. Damn, baby, if beauty were a crime you’d be doing life. 579. So you floss? 580. Hi, my friend wants to know your name. 581. Are you smiling at me or do I have my contacts in wrong? 582. You have the whitest teeth I’ve ever seen. 583. Trust me, I’m trained in oral hygiene. 584. I’m on smile patrol, you have exceeded the smile speed limit. 585. You look familiar, aren’t you that girl from my dreams? 586. Wow! Weren’t you on some soap opera before? 587. May I have you autograph? 588. Can you come out and play tonight? 589. Is it possible that we can see each other again? 590. I’ve been waiting my whole life for somebody like you. 591. What’s your blood type 592. Hey, are you with the program or not? 593. Do you need a ride home? 594. Excuse me, but could you give me directions to your heart? 595. Your opportunity for total fulfillment has arrived. 596. How about a hot date? 597. You don’t know me, but you’d like to. 598. I think I was your blanket in a previous life. 599. I’d love to be a bar of soap in your shower. 600. You look so sweet your giving me a tooth ache